JIM SUCKS
~*~ The Official Shrine To His Many Crimes ~*~
🚧 STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION. JUST LIKE JIM. 🚧
📊 Official Site Statistics 📊
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🕹️ The Arcade Zone 🕹️
Three games. Unlimited credits. A much better use of your time than talking to Jim.
GalagaOutfly the swarm. Rescue your wingman. Keep firing.Space shooter · Keyboard + touchYour best: 0Play Galaga
Lode RunnerPocket the gold. Dig a trap. Plan your escape.Puzzle platformer · Keyboard + touchYour best: 0Play Lode Runner
PaperboyMake the delivery. Dodge the dog. Survive Monday.Delivery challenge · Keyboard + touchYour best: 0Play Paperboy
Personal bests stay in this browser. All games have pause, sound controls, and free retries.
💢 Why Jim Is The Worst 💢
- Colorblind
- Loves a good Nissan Versa
- Has questionable taste in cars
- Thinks Superman is cool
- Exists
- Lunch 2.0
🗞️ The Daily Disappointment
Jim remains under investigation for his taste in cars.
His legal team is a Nissan Versa owner's manual.
✍️ The Guestbook
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